1. p: why are we here today??
    p: to show that he has friends or something on the team?? 
    -everyone laughs-

    (Source: el-cant-del-barca, via lionel-andres)

     

  2. alexandraerin:

    frankenbolt:

    fatass-mcnotits:

    orlyman:

    chasingcomics:

    The Man Who Lives Alone

    My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

    This came out awesome chase, that last panel is working real well

    this is really fucking cute and sweet

    Oh my gosh thats adorable. ;u;

    I like this so much better than that creepy nice guy ghost comic.

    (via rickjamesbitch)

     

  3. flipjack:

    Jiro Schneider Photoshoot for Paper Magazine — September 2010

     

  4. (Source: femburton)

     

  5. shaolinurbanite:

    louie Season 2 Episode 6

    -Subway/Pamela

     

  6. bigdaddykelly:

    Berlin Boys…

     

  7. snowce:

    David Shrigley

    (Source: pixytrixx, via choked)

     

  8. shaakti:

    guajevilla7:

    moreawesomewithfootball:

    robinvanpepsi:

    are you sitting comfortably? then we’ll begin

    Story time!! This is too adorable. Thank you :)

    oh my god this is the cutest thing swefjhkewf

    OMG THIS IS TOO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN ASLDJFNGGLHHJBDWK

    (Source: bobbycharlton, via holaleomessi)

     


  9. frankocean:

    django was ill without it. 

     


  10. gamersquotes:

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    20년 동안 서바이벌 로그라이크 게임 언리얼 월드를 개발하고 있는 핀란드 개발자 사미 마라넨의 이스케이피스트 인터뷰 기사. (작년 12월 기사다.)

    마라넨은 열 다섯 때부터 언리얼 월드의 개발을 시작했고 열 일곱에 BBS를 통해 1.00 버전을 출시했다. 그리고 20년이 지난 지금도 이 게임을 만들면서 생계를 유지하고 있다.

    ————-

    “점점 더 제 문화적 뿌리에 관심을 두게 됐어요. 평범한 판타지는 만들기도 하기도 지루해지잖아요. 게임을 만들면서 제가 현실에서 흥미롭다고 생각하는 모험, 등산, 야생,…

     

  11. (Source: joana-fcb)

     

  12. thesoccerhut:

    An absolutely heartwarming video. Barca players welcome a blind boy from Senegal and he is able to identify many of them just by touching them.

     

  13. (Source: sigfodr, via thebeardedsir)

     


  14. Louie: Season 2, Episode 9

    1. ((For those of you thinking "It's so long, why would I read that?" All I can say is you're missing out. One of the best scenes I've ever watched on television, no joke. And it's on hulu, for free, for another three days I think. GO NOW! WATCH THAT EPISODE!!! Or just read the transcript for the scene here.))
    2. Louie: So whats up man?
    3. Eddie: Okay look, I know I burned our bridge, you know. We're old friends and all that, hurray, but I got no bridges left. I burned all the bridges, I burned roads, I burned the trails, I burned the hiking path. Ih- it's all gone.
    4. Louie: So what do you need?
    5. Eddie: I don't need anything. I just want to talk to you. I want to tell you something.
    6. Louie: Okay.
    7. Eddie: [mockingly] Okay? Okay?
    8. Louie: Yeah I'm listening. Go ahead.
    9. Eddie: Alright man, look, I'm cashing in. I'm done. I'm forty-shit years old. I got nothing. I got nobody. And I don't want anything. I don't want anybody. And thats the worst part, when the want goes. Thats - thats bad. Suffering is one thing; not having is one thing; but when you just don't care anymore, you know? I've gone soft in the last three pussies I've been in. You get to a point where you go “maybe it's time to put a period at the end of my-” whatever this was.
    10. Louie: So you're gonna quit comedy?
    11. Eddie: [laughs] how dense are you? Comedy? Who gives a shit about comedy man?
    12. Louie: Well then what are you talking about?
    13. Eddie: My life! I'm going to end it. I – I went to a doctor, listen to me. I went to a doctor, and I'm just trying to get a scrip for ambien and I'm bull shitting the guy, the whole fear of flying nonsense, like I've ever been on a plain in my career, and the doctor gets this look on his face like he knows, like he's going to chuck me out of the office. All of the sudden, he gives me these. [takes out pill bottle] It's phenomadrine
    14. Louie: What is it?
    15. Eddie: He tells me “only take one of these a week”. It's like the strongest most dangerous shit this side of Bangkock. He tells me “do not take more than one. Two of these'll stop your heart.”
    16. Louie: A doctor gave you those?
    17. Eddie: Yeah, it made no sense at first. I mean look at me. [wheezing laugh] Take one look at me, you're gonna give me these with a verbal warning?
    18. Louie: Well why would he do that?
    19. Eddie: Because he took one look at me and he realized thats the only prescription thats gonna improve my life, death.
    20. Louie: Jesus Christ Eddie.
    21. Eddie: No, the guy's right. The guy probably deserves a nobel prize. And I don't need a second opinion. I'm going to Maine, I'm gonna do my show, get a lobster roll maybe, get a motel room, and throw three of these things down my head with some Konyack.
    22. Louie: Why are you here telling me this right now?
    23. Eddie: You know [chuckles] I don't know. I guess I just wanted to say good bye to someone. If I leave a note it's just gonna get burned with my clothes. So I figured you for the one guy that, you know, I could say adios to.
    24. Louie: Eddie this is bullshit you can't kill yourself.
    25. Eddie: Oh yes I can. I have a note from a doctor.
    26. Louie: I don't give a shit what that guy said, you can't do that.
    27. Eddie: And why can't I do that?
    28. Louie: Because
    29. Eddie: Louie look me in the eye and tell me I have one good reason to live.
    30. [pause]
    31. Louie: [looks around, thinking] No.
    32. Eddie: See, you got nothin.
    33. Louie: No – no I'm not – I'm not playing that. I'm not doin it.
    34. Eddie: What do you mean?
    35. Louie: I mean – I mean fuck you man. I got my reasons to live. I worked hard to figure out what they are. I'm not just handing them to you. Okay? You want a reason to live? Have a drink of water and get some sleep. Wake up in the morning and try again like everyone else does.
    36. Eddie: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, “tough love”.
    37. Louie: Nah, no love. Okay? More like “tough not giving a shit anymore”, Eddie. If you want to tap out cause your life is shit... you know what it's not your life. It's life. It's- life is bigger than you. If you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess. It's something that you take part in and you witness.
    38. Eddie: [giggling] You are – you are so excited right now. That you get to give the big speech. You would love to be the guy that talks this loser, who you never think about, out of suicide so you feel better about yourself. This is not about you Louie. This is just me saying good bye. It was nice to know you when I knew you.
    39. Louie: You know you're laying this shit on me because-
    40. [A couple arguing loudly with each other walks near by and the two look over for a moment. The couple is gone and they stand in silence for another moment.]
    41. Louie: Listen man, I-I haven't seen you in twenty years. And you're right I don't think much about you. I hope you don't kill yourself. I really do. But I gotta go home.
    42. Eddie: Alright
    43. Louie: [talking over Eddie's line] I gotta pick up my kids in the morning.
    44. Eddie: Okay man.
    45. [They shake hands]
    46. Louie: [skeptical] Alright man. I'm gonna take the subway okay?
    47. Eddie: Alright. Thanks buddy.
    48. Louie: Good luck in Maine okay?
    49. [Louie gives Eddie a light slap on the cheek and a weak tap on the chest and walks away. He waves back as he goes and Eddie returns the wave. Eddie gets in his car and drives away.]
     


  15. hustletobefree:

    There’s a new stereotype of Asian women that I’m troubled by. It’s the image of the Asian female competition seen on these shows - Glee, Community and New Girl.

    Exhibit A: Sunshine Corazon (played by Charice) on Glee

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    Sunshine comes to the McKinley High and proves to be a worthy replacement…